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has is too hard. my friend, something has to give. and that's where it's going to start with parents and adults who actually really care about this next generation. they all need to succeed as best they can and we're going to have to try to help them. all right. set your dvr so you always stay connected with us. remember, america now, greg gutfeld, he'll take it all from here. >> happy tuesday, everybody. oh, we got a great show tonight. nikki haley is here with us. you know, she has a new book. the title is, if you want something done, ask a woman. ain't that the truth?
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especially when it comes to vacuuming my office, am i right? >> a sexist would say. >> that's terrible. very bad. but it all fairness, a woman did write that joke. which is proof if you want something done, you got to ask a woman. and she wrote it probably while watching one of her stupid soap operas. >> wow. what another sexist would say. >> i'll stop. all right. so if you've -- have you seen any good movies lately? and i don't mean the one that went viral. but if you said no, that's your fault. you're probably racist, sexist or even a home month phobe. that's how actor billy -- of his gay comedy debros. true, i get more viewers when i leave the bathroom door open. although it made gay cinema history, replacing broke back mountain with broke at the box office, it was a so sparsely
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attended, no one got monkey pox. >> a homophobe would say. >> apparently, it made $4 million over the weekend. that's what larry kudlow left the waitress at the cheese cake factory a few weeks ago. here are other movies that made more than $4 million. the life in time of -- it's on netflix. you should check out. finally, the good, the bad enjoy bahar. i think we have a clip of our favorite scene. [applause] >> i i'm never going to stop. the excuse for the movie's poor performance is that straight people didn't want to see his gay movies. and in the real world, no people
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wanted to see his gay movies. why? because he craps on so many people every day, he should be making only german porn. if you get that joke, you're disgusting. true, if you don't embrace his narrow political view, you are evil which makes up about three quarters of the plant planet's population. this is the guy who is mad you didn't see his movie. >> if there are any republican women out there, so many of your husband are pretending to be straight right now. >> but my focus is not on trump voters. there's to way in the next 48 hours i'm going to miraculously get someone who's racist to, you know, be not racist. i am sick of donald trump. i am sick of everyone that associates with him. >> i don't see the appeal. but, frankly, he really is as bad as offensive as a kitten play with a ball of yarn. there's to risk there, but there's some lessons here, billy.
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one, if you promote a film that's identity specific, you're going to exclude as much you pretend to include. you're telling the audience that this is for others, but maybe not you. it's true whether you do a gay flick or a documentary on switc switchblades. after you spend years determining instead of growing audiences, you blame everyone but yourself when no one shows up. that's the long-term effects of your identity politics of your personality. nothing is at ever fault. it's actual the only thing that identity politics actually creates. it's not audiences, it's victims. but also billy got tricked by hollywood's phony signaling to actually think that his audience would be larger than it is. so it's no wonder the theaters were emptier than a room where they're trying to surprise kamala on her birthday. so at least the twitter where he blames lack of ticket sales on home mo mom /* -- the real no
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shows are his people because he already drove away everyone else. it isn't trump supporters who let billy down, it was his supporters. which is a good thing for billy. as people like billy on the left always stress, diversity is so important and your movie was rejected by a very diverse crowd. people of all stripes said screw that noise. talk about unity, this country came together and say they rather get dental work than see the movie. that's probably on art base with identity. even people that identify with you might even resist you. if hollywood makes movie that alienate the public, that's on them. you have to be a lunatic to be surprised by that. >> look, i know you're upset that your movie isn't doing very well. but as your agents, i think we need to rereaccess your brand. >> in all white people fault. how come they didn't see my
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modify? >> you are a white person. also, black people didn't see it either. i don't think you called it things that you call the film white people really suck. that's like 70% of the country right there. >> i didn't make it for them. >> no, but it didn't help thing that right before the premier you tweeted the following people should not see my movie, whites, men, gun owners, republicans, libertarians, straight people, weightlifters, meat eighters and dudes name kevin. >> representation matters. >> it certainly does. and that's why we can no longer represent you. good luck with everything. >> you're just saying that 'cause you're white, kevin. [applause] >> so hollywood lost the plot once they made identity a priority over entertainment. that got billy the movie gig but it didn't give the audience much more. instead, you're left with films that have strong political social and cultural messages but
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aren't entertaining. it sounds a lot like my definition of propaganda. billy, if you want people to come see your movies, don't call them losers. why not get to know the audience instead of browbeating them. but this is the guy that said f trump, f his whole family, f everyone that chose to work with them and f every single trump voter. guess what? i'm still with her, you misogynist american dummies. i guess, billy, you found out the feeling is mutual. >> tonight's guest. she's so sharp, she gives balloons night matters. nikki haley. [applause] >> the biggest laughs gets it from his dating profile, jamie l lasalle. >> she's 90 pounds soaking wet and from all of those spilled
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margaritas, katherine timpf. [applause] >> and he acts like he's above everybody else, 'cause he is. my sidekick, tyrus. all right. ambassador governor. do i say ambassador governor -- >> it's nicky. those are moments in time. >> i like that. moments of time. that's my next book. by the way, congratulations. i love the color. >> thank you. >> it's a great color. >> the color of my fridge. it's the color of every fridge. so i have a topic -- well, this is kind of along the same lines, identity politics. did sunny ever apologize to you? >> she did not. neither did her producer or anyone else. >> i don't know if people forget or remember, that she said your name nicky was made up and that was never on the birth certificate. it's an indian name. >> and sunni is not on her birth
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certificate. the ladies at the view when they start to attack you, that's when you know you're winning so i'm okay with it. [applause] >> isn't it interesting that anybody who ascribes to the world of identity politics always ends up seeing themselves as a victim? he looks at the problem instead of trying to figure out what the problem is. it's everybody else's fault. >> absolutely. and you know then they go and whine and complain about it. you can't alienate so much of the population and get upset. the reality is, the movie didn't look funny. it's a lesson for actors, musicians, athletes. stay in your lane. stay in your lane, otherwise don't complain when the money doesn't flow. >> jamie, you have no lane. >> uh-huh. >> and -- >> speaking of money not flowing. >> yeah. that leads me to a question. you claim to be heterosexual
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although have a miserable marriage. >> damn. >> if you were asked to do a gay scene in a movie, would you do it? >> absolutely. 100% if it was funny. >> yeah. >> and not a piece of crap like this. or if it was something that move the story forward, i would. i agree with you. i saw trailer and it had nothing to do with where people were gay or in the. it wasn't funny. it was kind of hackie. but i mean, it was the first weekend. i think they're going to do okay. on rotten tomatoes, it's getting two two to want /* -- four tomatoes. [applause] >> i want to say something that's not a joke. but you know what other movie beat this movie in arizona this weekend? >> what? >> my movie called daddy daughter trip that was released in 17 theaters in arizona.
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we actually beat this movie. we were -- thank you, guys. >> one of the viewers of the movie was here. >> we were -- for real, i think if it shows -- it's about the content and it's not about -- you also don't blame the crowd. by the way, this movie daddy, daughter trip that i wrote, i'm also in it. i have a scene with my hero john klease. during the premier, i went to get popcorn and i missed the scene. that also tell us how much i'm in the film. >> you're right. that wasn't funny. tyrus, he calls you friend. >> yes. your one of my closest friend. >> i know you saw this movie. i saw a movie in which the protagonist was an elderly female asian. i'm not an elderly female asia knows and i love this movie. everything everywhere at once. it also -- the sub plot is
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lesbians. and that's the -- i don't even think of that. i just think it was a -- >> it was a good movie. here's the thing. first of all -- here's the problem with the woke. they always act like they do everything and they never do any research. it was a really funny movie called in and out. the four song -- ever heard of the bird came? those were phenomenal movies that had -- they had the plot was about being gay or whatever. but they were great movies. this was -- like one of the lines in the commercial was you had a good run, heterosexuals. so if i was sitting on the couch and it was like you're on you're way out negroes, i'm not seeing that. >> that gives me an idea. >> i'm just saying. i mean, i don't care who is in it. it's not for me. >> that crystallizes this point is that we can make if you think of you and then you don't like
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to be around us anymore. >> yeah. but it's not making fun of. that's the point. >> yeah. >> who he should be mad at is lbgtq+ because they are are the ones that -- didn't show up. >> nobody showed up, kat. is that your fault? >> well, i don't like going to the movies. 'cause when i do, the movie get all the attention. >> that's true. it's hard for you to keep that chair down. >> it's hard. well, also like -- liberals were upset about it, too, because the gay guys were white gay guys. there was people that were like upset about that. also people just think he's annoying. i don't think it's a political thing. they find him extremely annoying. >> yes. my problem. >> true. also, it's spooky season. >> yeah. it is spooky season. >> nobody wants to watch two people fall in love, unless one or both of them is going to meet an untimely dead in october. >> they should have introduced some kind of monster. >> absolutely.
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>> that monster would be donald trump all right. i think we've done a good job on this topic. >> i think remembers -- you did a great job. >> up next. beto scores with styles plan while joe reveals presidential plans. do the thing we've been talking about for years. so we're making plans for right now. start your financial plan today. ♪ ordinary tissues burn when theo blows. so puffs plus lotion rescued his nose. with up to 50% more lotion, puffs brings soothing relief. a nose in need deserves puffs indeed. america's #1 lotion tissue.
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>> should we be worried of suggestions from harry? i speak of popstar and kat's stepson, harry styles, who during -- who during a concert in austin endorsed bay to o'rourke for texas governor. this impressed the 13-year-old girl in the crowd who by being there proved they already love crap. it was the worse boy band endorsement since new kids in the block went all caucus in
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'88. don't even get me started when the bay city morris -- i couldn't sleep for weeks. although that was probably the meth. anyway -- sorriry, nicky. anyway, styles flashed an a beto for texas. and he was there and clapped. it all looked pretty desperate especially when you consider governor greg abbot holds an 8 point lied over beto. speaking of dems helping dems. nancy pelosi postponed her nightly bath in virgin's blood to appear on colbert with this hopeful monday prediction. >> we will hold the house by winning more seats. we won the 40 seats, then we lost some when trump was on the ballot. he's not on the ballot now.
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did i say his name? i didn't mean to. >> we'll have the videotape steamigated. >> perhaps you can put that out. >> sorry. they were worried about being offensive, they should have blurred out her face. finally -- don't clap. clap, what do i care. sharpton claims that while posing a photo with president biden at a private event last month, joe told him, quote, i'm going to do it again. i'm going. sharpton assumed he was referring to running again, but any expert will tell you it's about explosive diarrhea. what do you say, joe? >> look, i don't know if i'm going to run, but i told sharpton i was going to 'cause if i do, i'm going to need him. i mean, this guy's the original. sharpton was doing race jokes before it was cool. now everybody's doing it.
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jussie smollet, me, the volleyball player. this guy made a sexual assault and pinned it on a real guy. you try that on your spare time. come on. i told sharpton, you ought to run on me. you know what he said? why bother? you do whatever i say. it's funny 'cause it's true. [applause] >> jaime, just a background. harry styles was in a band called one direction. your marriage had one direction. it was down. hell. >> so wrong. so wrong. >> you think this endorsement will help beto? >> i don't think so. i don't like the mixing of the politics and the music. i think you just play music. i don't like the flashing of the sticker on the guitar. it reminds me of another bad idea. i went to a strip club once and they were going to sell advertising space on the girls. i swear to god. and this reminds me of that.
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it's a terrible cross promotion. and then i was thinking maybe there are some good advertisements you could do like a girls dancing and she turns around and says, you know, new york university. you know, sends your daughter there so she doesn't end up here. >> yeah. >> but then i was like i don't like people to feel that. what if one of the strippers didn't work out, what if she turned around and her her butt it would say your ad could be here. >> i love how you shovelled this stripper joke into the political segment. >> by the way -- >> yeah. >> biden can't run? >> why. >> i feel like if he runs, at least run in the wrong direction. >> nikki try to ignore everything he said. that's what we do. kidding. is pelosi -- she has to be overly optimistic. is that what it is? could she be right?
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could the republicans blow this? >> sure, the republicans could blow it, but they're not going to, right? and the idea that she -- like i want to play that over and over and over again after election day. because she knows these are her last days as speaker of the house. you know, what we're byting her nails on is the senate. but she's going to lose the house and she knows that. i don't think these going to stay speaker and stay in the house. i think she's going to be ambassador to the vatican or something like that. >> and they're going to give it to her. >> the democrats always think if they say something that people will believe them. they treat people like they're uneducated. >> right. really, they are. let's face it, nikki. we're going to get that the out later. kat, you said to me in the green room, wow, harry styles, if he's behind beto, i can get behind beto. that's what you said. really. >> no, it's not. i don't know. who cares. who cares. >> is it a topic.
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>> i know. i get that but it's about harry styles in general. >> why is he here? he doesn't even live in texas. was he trolling republican moms who was taking them to see him? >> i don't know. i don't know much about him. i think that biden is actually going to run though. >> really? >> yes. because i don't think he is is capable of doing the job in a knewiers. he's also not capable of doing the job now. >> right. >> it doesn't seem to bother anybody that much. >> that's true. >> what is he actually doing now? i don't think he's doing anything. >> what he's doing right now, we can't say. >> yeah. >> but i'm telling you. get that febreze. >> as a friend, stop going to the dayshift. no more dayshift. the women you're describing are dayshift workers. >> but the dayshift needs you the most. >> that's true. i remember i was upset at the dayshift --
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>> i didn't want a back and forth. i mean stop going to the -- that's it. period. >> i just want to be upset when they drop the mask mandate on the dayshift. >> terrible. tyrus last word to you. >> whenever you have a new job lined up, i have never known anyone ever to have a new job lined up that's staying at the old one. >> right. >> no one has ever done that. so clearly, she's off to ruin italy's wife which is fine. >> i think that pelosi says the dems will keep the house. i will agree with her because she is a woman. she knows about keeping the house. >> oh my god. >> a sexist would say. >> up next, he was pasted turn style wearing nothing but a smile. y taste what we've got ♪ [ tires squeal, crash ] when owning a small business gets real, progressive gets you right back to living the dream. now, where were we? [ cheering ]
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>> what do you do when confronted by a naked man in a subway? not the sandw. >> yes. is there no way to restrain the nude from a train? transit employees were faced and flasked with an exact problem. typically they're only equipped with naked men during pride month. but they did their best to subdue them -- him, whatever. first, using nonviolent methods like asking where he went to high school or why white spremist made him do this. but like jesse watters here, no one wanted to make actual contact. as of right now, we have no idea what happened to this guy or if it's don lemon. but -- or that he's not don lemon but a believe it or not, that wasn't the only crazy video coming out of the subway this week.
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on sunday, sinister group of which i think /* -- of course, the environmentlist applaud the attackers for going green. the mother of one of the victims demanded that the city crack down a crimes telling post animals behind on bars. so the city will condemn her by calling criminals by animal. this gang may be on the loose. if you're about to take the subway, remember this gutfeld! tip. criminal won't touch you if you already take off your pans. all right. tyrus, this whole segment is for you expertise. what -- >> in what way? >> what do you do with a naked man on a subway? when he gets away and runs into an -- everybody's freaking out. >> because what we're seeing is that the -- it looks, unfortunately, the average americans a coward. >> yeah.
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nobody wants to touch a naked man. >> i'm telling you right now. >> i know this for a fact. >> i'm telling you right now, i would have been swung on him. i would have hit him. >> yeah. >> but if the group, if anyone would have border to help the security. >> yeah. >> everyone was worried about themselves and trying to film it and that's the problem. but the bigger problem is -- hold the claps. the real problem is this is what life is like because who was there? who was there? >> cops. >> police officers. get used to it. >> yeah. >> to the point where the criminals so arrogant now where they'll wear matching outfits to go out and attack can rob people. that's the stuff -- you think they just robbed those two girls and that was it for the night? no. they were doing all over the applies. because, mr. mayor, you got rid of the place and this is what you got. i rather pay a fine then like everybody run that around me. i would have swung. >> i'm not condemning violence but i'm condemning protecting myself [applause] >> it is waeird.
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kat, i said this before but it feels like we're living in a batman era that now the villians aren't criminals. they take on a signature. they're like the joker. i'm the naked guy that's dressed up in tights. i mean, it's weird. we're living in a comic book universe. >> yeah. because actually number new york you see people dressed up like that you wouldn't think that's weird. >> yeah. >> anywhere else, you'd be like, okay, maybe something weird is going on. but not here. it's horrible because the subways obviously is a disaster. people don't feel safe taking it. but at the same time getting -- how else are you supposed to get around. uber is expensive. traffic is out of control. i don't know how you live here. i don't know why -- i don't know why i'm here. 'cause of my job. but i don't understand people who have other jobs that they have other places and is choosing to stay here. >> if i could choose, i would leave. and i don't know -- how companies deal with this now because if you're expecting your employees to take the subway,
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you're expecting them to take the subways and they're female and something happens, you know, i would be thinking about that. nikki, is there any way out of this? it feels like -- nothing -- you can't convince the left of anything unless it happens to them. >> they started this when they decided to did he found the police and they decide to glorify criminals. and all of a sudden they're shocked that they can't recruit anybody to be in law enforcement. what they don't tell you is one of those girls, it was her 19th birthday. like just imagine as parents if that happened. and, you know, to see these green goblins doing what they're doing, like they're not scared of anybody. >> yeah. it would be great if they met up with the naked guy. the green goblins could have surrounded the naked guy and whopz who knows what would have happened. >> did you see anybody just disbursed? >> right. >> what do you do if something like that happens? there's a governor's race.
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and cathy hokal needs to go. and if you want to get rid of crime, you need to get lee in that seat. >> it's true. it's amazing that we need to actually say this, you know. jaime, what would you rather deal with? would you rather deal with a group of crazed women who are going to attack you in green tights or a naked man? what to you would be more harmful? if you're alone in a subway, knife green goblins or a naked -- a naked deranged drug addict male. >> you're asking the guy that goes to a strip club. >> you got r got a married one -- sorry. >> this is why he's an expert. this guys goes on the dayshift. >> first, i would like to say you didn't even like to say alone on the subway. you could have said on the subway. i'm going to go naked man. >> why? >> i choose -- well, i swear to god i just missed this guy.
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i was at that subway station that -- like i think within an hour of that guy. and i do feel bad for people. this guy is walking around, swinging around, whatever, but in his defense it was the d train. [applause] >> which was my nickname in high school. you know what's fun? >> why? >> 'cause i was such a disappointment. is it possible that this naked man was like this is the only way i can ensure not getting robbed? >> yes. what if he was robbed of his clothes? >> and then also they're trying to tackle him. you see football players. you know how hard it is to tackle a guy with no -- and you can't rob him. and you're like, hey, give me that. oh, it's attached. >> there's only one thing to take. >> it is. it is hard to tackle a naked
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man. >> yeah. >> i have no idea how i know that, but i just understand the la laws of physics. >> when that documentary coming out about you, i'm going to be telling everybody, i told everybody. >> yes, but i'll be dead by then. and then i won't care. so go ahead, you crazy people. all right. coming up, co-eds brains were lacking so they sent their professor packing. ? unlock new insights and efficiency-right now. allow monitoring of productivity at remote job sites, with next-generation bandwidth. enable ai cameras that spot factory issues in real time, using next-generation speed. and deliver ultra-capacity 5g coverage that's years ahead of the competition. t-mobile for business has 5g that's ready right now.
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>> class was harder than they desired, so they got their teach filed. nyu, that's short for new york university, kat. professor jones jr. who taught organic chemical history for decades and who have written textbooks about it and it was fired after his students was complaining his class was too hard. more of them wanted to sign the petition, but they forgot how to write their names. his students blamed him for
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their garbage test scores, writing, we're very concerned about our scores and i understand and find that they're not an accurate reflection of time in this class. translation, we were hoping we would slide by. but jones said they weren't coming to class or watching videos and that's why they can't answer the question. so maybe if they put more time and effort in the studying instead of whining, they would have gotten better grades. anyway, the students accused him of reducing the number of mid terms, not offering extra credit for zoom options and finally teaching with a condesending and demanding tony. condescend and demanning. if i get a nickel every time my assistant called me that and make her carry that in a jar and laugh while she break down in tears 'cause it's so not true. kat. >> hello. >> what side are you on? organic chemical history is supposed to be hard. it's good that they failed
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because now they can't be doctors. >> you don't want a doctor of i was the best of trying to be a doctor. i hate this idea that if you just -- it's all goes back to if you tell kids, if you just work really hard, you can be whatever you want to be. and there's an amount of possibilities. there's a finite amount of possibilities for each person. you're not going to be good at everything no matter how hard you work. you got to tell kids sometimes their dreams are a waste of time. >> there you go. >> i wish i would have heard that. i wasted so much time playing youth soccer. i run away from the ball. >> that's on you. everybody new that was a whole scam. >> well, they didn't tell me. >> yeah. they sell oranges at half time. anyway, nikki, that's another story. i think -- this is -- i was talking about this that there's two different types of education. there are things with real answers, like organic chemical history and mathematics and there's the b.s. answer, which is where i -- that's the humanities, liberal arts. if you can't b.s. the answer, if
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you can't b.s. for x, you b.s. for y. and that's what happens. organic chemical history, you have to know what x is. does that make sense? >> you can't have laez kids. you have to work hard. nothing comes easy. and the idea that they're coddling these kids is not good for them. they started when they gave everybody a participation trophy and now they're going and signature, okay, you complain enough about the professor and we're going together rid of the professor. it's wrong. if you want to be a doctor, you got to work hard to be a doctor. you got to prove yourself. we all had tough classes. >> yeah. >> this sends the wrong signals. saw this in oregon. they turned around and said they were going to get rid of ap classes because they thought it was unfair to minorities. minorities are perfectly capable of taking ap classes. it was just -- so that we've got to stop doing all of this nonsense. yeah, you got to work hard if you want to pass a class. if you can't pass a class, you don't get to be a doctor. >> exactly. so maybe this was the weeding out of it because he losses his job. jaime, when the court allows you
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to see your children, do you notice their studying skills being hampered by the pandemic as these kids were saying? >> this is part of those unattended consequences of the pandemic. it just get off with a free ride. we knew stuff like this was going to happen. but i can't organic chemical history is always the hardest class in college. it's crazy. and i didn't know you could just say it's too hard and they fire the teacher. >> yeah. >> i actually had a similar thing happen. i had a hot chemical history teach and i was asked to leave tort same reason -- for the same reason. [applause] >> that was a pretty good. that was really good. it's true. it's true. if i knew that all you had to do was sign a petition, like just sign a petition and you get rid of a teacher. that's the 0 thing about this. it's not the students's faults. there's somebody that gives into the students. when the students say i don't want this person speaking at a campus, it's the person who
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gives in. so it's not the -- it's actually the administrators who are the real bad people. let's face it. if we can petition teachers, we would all do that. i would petition to get you off this set. >> oh, wow. i feel like you have that power. >> i do. i have that power. >> for real. these are -- some of these folks are literally going to be doctors. kat was saying, if you want somebody dash i'm having my heart worked on and the guy's like, yeah, it's too hard, your heart, to fix. i want something easier to do. i'm like, what? in what we're doing today. >> that would be amazing if you had -- if you went to a hospital. >> very sorry, mr. murdoch, you have cacer. >> you mean cancer? >> yeah. now that he's fired, does he get to take the book with him? 'cause he wrote the book that they're learning. it's his book. so the last five were his books. so is he going to take his books
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with him? >> he should jackup the price. >> organic chemical history, the answer is always going to be the same. so he can teach it until he's 90. he wrote the book on it. >> that's true. >> this dude literally wrote the book on organic chemistry and you fired him because you tried really hard. >> that's a good idea for me. i should try write a book. >> tyrus, you haven't showed up in two weeks, what the hell? i tried really hard to get to the airport. i didn't make it. >> all right. up next, another useless show from the bro they call frito. it's okay. you see that? that's when i realized it's time to finally do the thing we've been talking about for years. so we're making plans for right now. ♪ careful. ♪ you know, opera isn't so bad. do you like it? start your plan today
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>> a story in five words. story in five words, chris cuomo got a job. >> i've been humbled by what happened and i'm also hungry to do better in a way that i've never done before. so this show is going to be different than i've done in the past. no audience that has been conditioned to favor one team or ideology. >> t tyrus, is it possible for chris cuomo to be humbled? >> yeah. he just said that. he arrogantly said i've been humbled but i'm hungry to get
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after it. >> yes. >> so he got his catch phrase back in. i mean, good for him, right? you know, everyone should be allowed to seek redemption. >> you got it. >> i'm assuming his investigation turned out okay so he's back on network tv. >> that's not network tv. >> oh. >> i don't even if that's tv. that's the same place -- it's news nation. >> news nation. it's an app. >> well, he also has a podcast, too. he's doing a twofer there. >> i think it's a karaoke machine. >> he spent 45 minutes telling everybody how he's changed and -- but he still talks the exact same and still blames every else. but he's humbled. good for him. >> i'm not going to make fun of him and you know why? because their not grace of god go you, wow. >> yeah. you thought i was going to say i. i tricked you, viewers. i like the fact that there's a place you can go once you lose your job, right? >> it's nice.
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and i think whoever watches this show on select jetblue flights. [applause] >> this is news max, i hate to say news men. do you know what i mean? i almost -- my other son -- my little boy, we almost named him max. the reason we didn't is because when we were if the hospital, they come in and they were like, hey, max dosage of this. this story right now i would be so angry if my kid was named max. we ended up call him miles. but it made him -- >> this show is not on news max. >> news nation. >> dayshift. >> it's not news max? anyway -- >> did that change your joke? >> i don't know if change is the right word or derailed. >> but you were saying your kid's name was miles and? >> i was going to say it makes it impossible to look up a --
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>> why did you do that to him? >> yes. my fault. >> you could have let him finish the joke. >> i think they should have called the show the lesser of two cuomos. >> nikki. >> i wish you didn't interrupt me on that one. >> yeah. nikki, do you have any jokes based on the wrong name of the network? get it out of the open. >> i just know there's a lot of dayshift stripping stuff going on over here. >> yeah. maybe less time at the dayshift, jaime and more crafting your work. >> i'm staring at news nation finally realizing what you're all talking about. >> there's an app -- >> you thought news nation was his show on news max? that's what you thought. >> yeah. i almost tell you guys i almost named my kid nation. >> there you go. >> i'm so sorry.
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>> it proves just how nobody knows what happen this is. >> it is. >> no one's ever heard of it. >> you're pretty conscientious. >> i don't know what this is. i don't know what this is. >> nikki, do you have any thoughts? wish him luck, maybe? you probably met him before. >> i have. and he actually asked to be on his show. look, when you get powerful and you fall into corruption and you do all that, there's a big price to pay. he's having to pay a price. and to be credible again, it's going to take a while for people to trust him. i do wish him well. but at the same time, i hope it's a lesson to a lot of people. just like what we're seeing over on cnn and otherwise. like you go on and you use that to manipulate things, you're going to fall. >> don lemon ended up on dayshift. >> that's exactly right. >> anicely done. >> kat, words? >> i believe he's never been
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>> we're out of time. thanks to nikki haley, jamie, tyrus, "fox news @ night" trace gallagher is next, i'm greg gutfeld, and i love you, america. >> hello, welcome to "fox news @ night," i'm trace gallagher in washington. >> trace: breaking tonight five weeks out from the midterm election, the white house scrambling to protect vulnerable democrats blaming big oil and vladamir putin as many motorists see prices spiking at the pump, all this as team biden sharpen attack

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